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Dana Dzick:
Dana is working on her degree in textiles. Six feet eight and made of radiation, on a donkey made of crystal she patrols the land, with a bible and a mallet in her perfect hands. Opponents beware, Opponents beware, she's coming. She's coming. She's coming.
Slade Hovick:
Slade is working on a Masters Degree in Educational Psychology. A comedian of Cleesian proportions, Slade makes humorous film, tells humorous stories, writes humorous sketches, and eats Good Humor bars.
Sarah McConnell:
Sarah is working on a degree in Speech Pathology at UNI. She hails from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and would like to note that she has no astrological sign because she was born on the borderline day between two of them. Sarah is looking forward to working with children and adults with communication disorders, and hopefully using theatre and improv as therapy in communication-disordered peoples. She likes cats better than dogs, sun better than rain, ice cream better than cauliflower, and “friends time” better than “alone time”.
Jordan Meyer:
Jordan Meyer is an All Science Education Major with a Philosophy minor. He hates bowling, swimming, and being bored. He doesn’t hate chess, his friends, and Jimmies those things that look like sprinkles. He is from Waterloo, IA and plans to stay there. Long walks on the beach get sand in his shoes.
Miranda Pratt:
Not to be mixed up with Al Pratt, the secret identity of the Golden Age Atom, nor Edward Platt, who played the Chief on Get Smart, Miranda is a communications major whose middle name is a Carribean euphemism for cannabis.
Larry Raineri:
His name is Larry! His name is Larry! He has a major, and it's ceramics. His name is Larry! His name is Larry! He has a grandfather; his name is Grandpa. "Hi, Grandpa! Hello!" "Hello there, Larry."
Tanner Randall:
Often confused with Tony Randall by the ignorant and the Dammed, Tanner is majoring in the same thing Tony Randall majored in. Tanner can sing a cajun river, and he can wade in a drop of dew. Tanner has never flown a kite in bed, has never walked with ten cats on his head, nor has he milked a Suessian cow. But of all of us, he is the most likely to do these things. God bless you, Tanner.
Tonia Tessum:
Doug asked his 2 year older to dictate: She gave me a red watch! Like you have! She looks like a princess. A princess! Can I look at Daddy's glasses? He said yes.
Lauren Walker:
Lauren is working on her masters in social work at UNI and is sad that she is not the only graduate student in Imporv, but excited to share that honor with Slade. Lauren is from Dubuque, Iowa and her mom always told her she was the funniest in the family! She loves eating pickles and croutons, but not at the same time.
Director: Dr. Doug Shaw
Dr. Shaw is the type of man who could put his personality in a bottle
for the night, and accidentally use his aftershave in its place the next
day. When he was five years old he entered a yellow cab in New York City
and asked to be taken to his destiny, and now he's wishing that he was
a better tipper.
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